homenagem a Lewis Caroll

 

poem a loukis

alasfabéri migrani fun

rosbino fund chamec azum

porilo vim clarim obê

zamu fuju sirum cadê.

fuifoca adunis nitem jurun

missuga fofa juru jugum

chirô missange rabel socê

virgum sosim sorim gagê.

poema consense

(em resposta ao 'Poem a loukis')

alados felizes migram ao sul

em rosado céu que se faz azul

de claras nuvens cortando o ar

voando juntos buscam novo lar

e seus gorjeios ao sol saúdam

os raios de ouro que a tudo inundam

então, depois de atravessados os medos

descansam belos sobre os rochedos.

QUICK QUICK

At the Minas Gerais disco:

- Does the little girl dance?

- Naum, grandpa piss

- Are you going to piss more soon?

- Naum, grandpa pisses already!

The groom to the bride on the night of the honeymoon

- My love, you are not a virgin!

- You're not Saint Joseph and we didn't come here to set up a nativity scene!

Between friends:

- What is the reason for divorcing your husband?

- He treats me like I was a dog...

 ???

- He wants me to be faithful to him.

At a party the waiter offers the girl more champagne.

- Miss, would you like another glass?

- No, thank you. It hurts my legs.

- Do you fall asleep?

- No. Open up!

The neighbor:

- Woman, your husband is going to throw himself out of the window!

- Tell that crazy person that I gave him horns and not wings!