At the Minas Gerais disco:
- Does the little girl dance?
- Naum, grandpa piss
- Are you going to piss more soon?
- Naum, grandpa pisses already!
The groom to the bride on the night of the honeymoon
- My love, you are not a virgin!
- You're not Saint Joseph and we didn't come here to set up a nativity scene!
Between friends:
- What is the reason for divorcing your husband?
- He treats me like I was a dog...
???
- He wants me to be faithful to him.
At a party the waiter offers the girl more champagne.
- Miss, would you like another glass?
- No, thank you. It hurts my legs.
- Do you fall asleep?
- No. Open up!
The neighbor:
- Woman, your husband is going to throw himself out of the window!
- Tell that crazy person that I gave him horns and not wings!
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